FOOTBALLZ CHAT FOR WEEK 13! DAL V. WASH 2015

Live Blog FOOTBALLZ WEEK 13 CHAT
 

FOOTBALLZ WEEK 13! COWBOYS VS. _______________

DID ME REMEMBERING THAT THIS DUDE WAS IN MULHOLLAND DRIVE CAUSE ME TO SPEND TWO HOURS READING ABOUT MULHOLLAND DRIVE AND SKIMP OUT ON WRITING THIS PREVIEW? YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

DID ME REMEMBERING THAT THIS DUDE WAS IN MULHOLLAND DRIVE CAUSE ME TO SPEND TWO HOURS READING ABOUT MULHOLLAND DRIVE AND SKIMP OUT ON WRITING THIS PREVIEW? YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

vs.

yes, this again

yes, this again

MASQUERADERS,

THIS WEEK WE ARE STUCK WITH ANOTHER GAME FROM THE CRAP-ASS NFC EAST BECAUSE OF SOME SORT OF HISTORICAL CRAPOLA AND EAST COAST MEDIA MARKETS. HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THESE TWO TEAMS ARE STRAIGHT UP CRAPOLA THOUGH. THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE EMPLOYING MATT CASSEL AT QB AND HE IS TERRIBLE AT PLAYING FOOTBALL! THEY ARE ALSO EMPLOYING GREG HARDY AT DEFENSIVE END AND HE IS TERRIBLE AT BEING A PERSON! DON’T WORRY THEY ARE ALL TERRIBLE AT WINNING THIS SEASON SO THEY ARE JUST A FEW WEEKS FROM GOING AWAY! THEY’RE PLAYING THE WASHINGTON DC FOOTBALL TEAM WHO’S NAME IS STILL SUPER RACIST AND WE WON’T SAY IT! THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS NOMINALLY IN FIRST PLACE IN THE STEAMING TOILET OF THE NFC EAST WITH A SUPER COOL RECORD OF 5-6! WELL AT LEAST KIRK COUSINS DID THIS AND IT WAS COOL! WHAT IS ALSO COOL IS TONIGHT’S BROADCAST! CHRIS AND MAC WILL BE HOLDING IT DOWN WHILE I PROBABLY WORK ON A NEW TV STAND OR DO SOME HOMEWORK OR SOMETHING! OH YOU DON’T THINK AN OLDER DUDE CAN LEARN THINGS? DON’T CRAP ON ADULT EDUCATION YOU JERKS! ANYWAY, I’LL PROBABLY CALL IN OR SOMETHING! BUT TONIGHT! AT 8:30PM! WE RIDE AGAIN ON THE WAVES OF YOUR EARS! WITH ANOTHER EDITION OF FOOTBALLZ! HERE AND AT THECLASSICAL.ORG! TUNE IN! DROP OUT! TURNT UP! RIGHT! THAT’S HOW THE HIPPIES SAID IT! FOOOOTTTTBBBBBAAAALLLLZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

BEST OF FOOTBALLZ WEEK 12 PODCAST!

New podcast is UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! We talk A LOT about Pavarotti on this one guys! Also what we would/could do with one hand all skeletoned! Plus brief mentions of the Browns/Ravens game that happened this last Monday! Listen here or subscribe on itunes here!

4th Quarter Poll for Week 12! BAL v. CLE 2015

FOOTBALLZ CHAT! RAVENS VS. BROWNS!

Live Blog footballz week 12 chat! ravens vs. browns!
 

FOOTBALLZ WEEK 12! RAVENS VS. BROWNS!

that's so many ravens

that’s so many ravens!

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if you poop the top middle one you should see a doctor

if you poop the top middle one you should see a doctor

RUBBERBAND MEN AND WOMEN,

AGAIN, NOT A TON OF TIME THIS WEEK BECAUSE YESTERDAY I REALLY WENT OUT AND WATCHED FOOTBALL AND I HAVE TO GET ON A BUS IN LIKE AN HOUR. ANNNNNYYYYWAAAYYYYY TONIGHT’S GAME IS GOING TO BE STRAIGHT GARBAGGIO. THE RAVENS HAVE BEEN CURSED BY SOME SORT OF ELDER GOD OR JOHN WATERS OR SOMETHING THIS SEASON BECAUSE THEY’RE IR LIST LOOKS LIKE THIS:

BWUH?

BWUH?

THAT’S A LOT OF DUDES! IT ALSO MEANS WE’RE EITHER GOING TO SEE JIMMY CLAUSEN, WHO’S ALREADY BEEN RELEASED ONCE THIS YEAR AND HAD A STATLINE LIKE THIS IN THE ONE GAME HE STARTED, OR MATT SCHAUB, WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE ALL THERE ANYMORE, AT QB! THIS WOULD MAKE FOR A LOPSIDED GAME USUALLY BUT THE BROWNS ARE LIKE THE GARBAGE AT A DUMP THAT EVEN THE RATS THAT LIVE THERE WON’T EAT. SAID GARBAGE BROWNS HAVE THEIR OWN QUARTERBACK ISSUES, THEIR ONE TIME QUARTERBACK OF THE FUTURE IS ON THE EDGE OF BEING RELEASED. NO, NOT THE ONE THAT WAS REALLY OLD WHEN THEY DRAFTED HIM, AND NOT THE ONE WHO WAS SORT OF AMAZING FOR THAT ONE SEASON, AND NOT THE ONE THAT THEY DRAFTED #1 WHEN THEY CAME BACK INTO THE LEAGUE. I’M TALKING ABOUT THE ONE THAT WAS SUPER FUN IN COLLEGE AND MAYBE IS AN ALCOHOLIC, YEAH, THIS GUY! HE WAS MAYBE GOING TO PLAY THIS GAME BUT THEN HE WENT TO A PARTY AND NOW HE PROBABLY ISN’T GOING TO PLAY FOR THE BROWNS EVER AGAIN AND THAT SUCKS. AT LEAST HE WAS INTERESTING, BROWNS CURRENT STARTER JOSH MCCOWN ISN’T EVEN THE MOST INTERESTING QUARTERBACK IN HIS FAMILY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! BUT YOU KNOW WHO ARE THE MOST INTERESTING PEOPLE IN THEIR RESPECTIVE FAMILIES? WE ARE! WELL, MY BROTHER IS PRETTY COOL! HE WORKS IN A BANK! BUT TONIGHT! WE WILL BE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN OUR RESPECTIVE FAMILIES THAT WILL BE BROADCASTING AN ALTERNATIVE AUDIO PROGRAM TO ESPN’S MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL! PROBABLY! I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY DISTANT COUSINS ARE DOING TONIGHT! BUT TONIGHT! AT 8:30PM! FOOTBALLZ IS BACK! AND IT ISN’T JUST ME! THE WHOLE GANG WILL BE THERE! MAC! CHRIS! A PHONE CALL WITH STEFAN MAROLACHAKIS OF THE OPEN RUN PODCAST! CHAT PEOPLE! THE BROWNS! THE RAVENS! THE FOOTBALLZ! TONNNNNNIIIIIGGGHHHTTTTTTT!

 

 

 

 

4th Quarter Poll for Week 11! BUF v. NE

Footballz Live Chat for Buf v. NE 2015!

Live Blog FOOTBALLZ WEEK 11 CHAT!
 

FOOTBALLZ WEEK 11! PATRIOTS VS. BILLS!

Tom Brady is friends with this dude

Tom Brady is friends with this dude

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BILLS!

BILLS!

GUYS, NOT A LOT OF TIME TO PREVIEW TODAY! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT’S BECAUSE I HAVE TO FIX MY TOILET? YOU BETTER! BECAUSE I TOTALLY HAVE TO FIX MY TOILET AND NOT BECAUSE OF SOME SORT OF POOP OVERLOAD OR FATASSNESS YOU JERKS! ANYWAY, TONIGHT THE GOLDMAN SACHS OF FOOTBALL, THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (WHO’S QUARTERBACK IS TOTALLY FRIENDS WITH DONALD TRUMP) FACE OFF AGAINST THE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT BUFFALO BILLS (WHO’S FANS ARE DOING AMAZING THINGS THIS YEAR). IT WILL BE EXCITING! ALSO, BECAUSE OF A LAST SECOND GUEST CANCELLATION I’LL BE VIN SCULLYING THE GAME! YEAH! JUST ME! TD! IN THE PRIVACY OF MY OWN HOME! DON’T WORRY I’LL STILL WEAR THE TRADITIONAL TUXEDO! ALSO DON’T WORRY, MAC IS GOING TO CALL IN DURING THE SECOND QUARTER LIVE FROM SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA! AND THE FANTASTIC DAVE ZIRIN WILL CALL IN THE FOURTH! I WILL NOT ASK HIS LOCATION! SO LISTEN IN GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

WEEK 10 FOOTBALLZ PODCAST!

This week’s podcast is up! The best of week 10 live broadcast featuring guest co-hosts Ryan Douglass and Amanda Poryes and a call from Will Weldon! CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT!