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FOOTBALLZ LIVE IS TONIGHT! STEELERS VS. CHARGERS!

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chargers!

chargers!

GUYS OURS LIVE SHOW IS TONIGHT SO WE DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME FOR PREVIEWS! BUT WE WILL SAY THAT NEITHER OF THESE TEAMS ARE SUPER GOOD BUT CHARGERS QUARTERBACK PHILLIP RIVERS HAS A LOT OF KIDS AND MAKES A LOT OF WEIRD FACES! AND STEELERS QUARTERBACK BEN ROETHLISBERGER IS NO SLOUCH IN THE MAKING FACES DEPT HIMSELF! BUT TONIGHT! WE ARE LIVE FROM MASSACHUSETT’S ONLY SPORTS BAR, PARLOR SPORTS! WITH SPECIAL GUEST DAN CROHN! AND GUEST PRODUCER JESSE KAMINSKY OF WFMU! THERE WILL BE DRINKING AND PRIZES AND OUR WORLD FAMOUS LIVE IN PERSON VERSION OF THE CHAT! SO TONIGHT! 8PM AT PARLOR! 8:30PM ON THE INTERNET! FOOTBALLZ! THE LIVE EXPERIENCE! LET’S ALL LOOK AT EACH OTHER’S FACES!

4th Quarter Poll for Week 4! DET V. SEA 2015

Footballz Chat for Week 4! DET v. SEA

Live Blog FOOTBALLZ WEEK 4 CHAT! LIONS VS. SEAHAWKS!
 

FOOTBALLZ WEEK 4! LIONS VS. SEAHAWKS!

 

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These people are disgusting

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THEY ARE THE BEST

THEY ARE THE BEST

Wind Riders,

This one’s gonna be short my buds, I’m moving and IT SUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKSSSSSS. In these waning hours of having internet before I go through the hell of getting whichever monster company to come to my new place and grant me the privilege of their crap ass service, I will speak to you my friends. I will soldier on and bring you a brief but EXTREMELY informative preview of this week’s game between the gross Detroit Lions and the most beautiful group of friends who just get together and play football every week, my Seattle Seahawks.

THE DETROIT LIONS are 0-3 and a huuuuuugggeeee disappointment so far. After last year’s playoff appearance and subsequent moment of sadness, the lions spent to offseason losing key defensive players in free agency and it has showed. Their offense, led by maybe-he’s-never-been-good QB Matt Stafford, maybe-he’s-not-as-good-as-he-was WR Calvin Johnson, and he’s-for-sure-good-but-def-a-dick Golden Tate hasn’t lived up to expectations. All in all they’ve looked pretty poopy but who knows, they could still be good, I DON’T GET PAID TO TELL YOU WHICH TEAMS ARE GOOD FIGURE THAT OUT ON YOUR OWN, GOOD IS A VERY RELATIVE TERM.

THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS are just the best. They had their own moment of sadness last year (I linked to that video but could not watch it again because I do not need to vomit (I mean, sometimes I need to vomit, you guys know that feeling when you’re pretty wasted and you KNOW that if you can just get the poison you’ve put into yourself you’ll feel better? That’s when you need to vomit and that will be the next time I watch that video (not that I really have a choice, it’s been shown during broadcasts of every Seahawks or Patriots game that I’ve seen this season (I’ve done a lot of vomiting so far)))) but they remain super cool dudes who’s 1-2 start to the season will probably just be a blip (please let it just be a blip). Sure, Russell Wilson is a robot person or maybe a lizard person or possibly the some sort of divine creature created by a deity to be his avatar of #branding on this earth but he’s my quarterback and he knows how to play and if you don’t know how much that matters you’ve never not had one that could. Also they have Michael Bennett and he does this so there’s some balance on the team. AND TONIGHT! AT 8:30PM! THINGS WILL BE BALANCED DIFFERENTLY! FOR I! TD! WILL NOT BE IN ATTENDANCE! BUT DON’T WORRY! OUR FOOTBALLZ SHIP WILL BE CAPTAINED BY THE MORE THAN CAPABLE MAC! WITH FIRST MATE PRODUCER CHRIS! AND MAYBE SOME OTHER DECK HANDS! AND I’LL EVEN CALL IN FROM THE MAINLAND! WHERE I’LL PROBABLY BE STANDING OUTSIDE THE CRAPPY SPORTS BAR IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD! HOPFULLY NOT CURSING THE SEAHAWKS! PLUS THERE WILL PROBABLY BE ANOTHER CONTEST TO WIN A PATCH! BUT IF YOU HATE CONTESTS AND WANT TO JUST BUY ONE (AND LIVE IN THE GREATER CAMBRIDGE, MA AREA), COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW NEXT WEEK! BUT TONIGHT! LISTEN! LEARN! ROOT FOR THE BEST TEAM IN ALL OF SPORTS (THE SEAHAWKS FOR YOU GUYS THAT SUCK AT READING COMPREHENSION)! TONIGHT! 8:30PM! HERE AND VIA THE CLASSICAL! FOOTBALLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ AGGGGGGGGGGAAAAIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Best of FOOTBALLZ! The Podcast! #3 now up!

Buddies, the podcast that is the best of our weekly live broadcast IS UP! This week Mac and I talk a whole lot of nonsense and some of that nonsense is about football. Listen below or subscribe/rate/review on itunes: