Monthly Archives: April 2013

FOOTBALLZ OFFSEASON PREVIEWZ- THE NFC NORTH

Fans hope their teams helmets are less scared of the Lombardi Trophy this year.

YOBROS, sorry for the delay in this update, I MOVED TO NEW YORK. I know, I know, so exciting I’VE SEEN SO MANY RATS ALREADY! Also, surprisingly New York sports radio is worse, luckily I’ll never need a car again because I have all of this at my disposal. YESTERDAY I RODE THE SUBWAY FOR OVER AN HOUR TOTAL TO DO LIKE ONE THING! GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD! NOW LET ME PREVIEWZ MORE FOOTBALLZ FROM MY NEW SCENIC LOCAL AT A J STOP THAT EVEN MY NEW FELLOW NEW YORKERS GO HUH? AT!

GREEN BAY PACKERS

FINAL RECORD- 11-5 NFC North Champions, Lost in the Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers

IMAGE/VIDEO STAND-IN FOR SEASON IN REVIEW:

FINE, WE WILL SHOW THIS AGAIN

OFFSEASON NEEDS:

To get over the above

BEST GIFT TO GIVE YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PACKERS FAN:

This mason jar filled that is apparently filled with butter

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

FINAL RECORD- 10-6, second in the NFC North, lost in the Wild Card Round to the Green Bay Packers

IMAGE/VIDEO STAND-IN FOR A SEASON REVIEW:

IF THIS IS PLAY THAT HAPPENS IN A PLAYOFF GAME THEN YOUR SEASON IS OVER

OFFSEASON NEEDS:

TO KEEP THEIR BEST PLAYER A LITTLE HAPPIER

BEST GIFT TO GIVE YOUR LEAST FAVORITE VIKINGS FAN:

The name, no one should wear anything in their swimsuit area that is called “burnout”

CHICAGO BEARS

FINAL RECORD- 10-6, third in the NFC North

IMAGE/VIDEO STAND-IN FOR SEASON REVIEW:

IF JASON CAMPBELL IS INVOLVED, YOUR SEASON WAS BAD

OFFSEASON NEEDS:

A  currency conversion calculator for their new coach, also maybe somebody to do something about his weird face/hair.

BEST GIFT TO GIVE YOUR LEAST FAVORITE BEARS FAN:

This KKK bear.

DETROIT LIONS

FINAL RECORD- 4-12, last in the NFC North

IMAGE/VIDEO STAND-IN FOR A SEASON REVIEW:

THIS GUYS SOMEHOW STILL HAS A JOB

OFFSEASON NEEDS:

Like a whole new team outside of Matt Stafford and Calvin Johnson

BEST GIFT TO GIVE YOUR LEAST FAVORITE LIONS FAN:

This is just horrifying also it looks like you took it off of a lion.

NEXT WEEK, THE AFC NORTH! MY SECOND LEAST FAVORITE DIVISION!