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FOOTBALLZ CHAT! PANTHERS VS. __________!

Live Blog FOOTBALLZ CHAT WEEK 15! PANTHERS VS. WASHINGTON DC FOOTBALL TEAM
 

FOOTBALLZ CHAT!

Live Blog FOOTBALLZ CHAT: FALCONS VS. SAINTS
 

FOOTBALLZ FINALE LIVE CHAT!

Live Blog FOOTBALLZ SEASON FINALE CHAT!
 

NEW FOOTBALLZ BEST OF PODCAST!

GUUUUYYYZZZZZ, new podcast up! TD and Mac and the Giants and the Dolphins and the magical story of how Jarvis Landry went from Avengers butler to football player! Plus we have some crazy ideas about what people want to watch/eat! LISTEN IN OR SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES!

FOOTBALLZ CHAT FOR WEEK 14!

Live Blog footballz week 14 chat
 

FOOTBALLZ WEEK 14! GIANTS VS. DOLPHINS!

EVEN LESS TIME THAN NORMAL FOR A PREVIEW MY BALLZHEADS! I GOTTA DO SOME HOLIDAY SHOPPING! ANYWAY THIS GAME WILL PROBABLY STINK BUT AT LEAST THE DOLPHINS WILL WEAR THEIR OLD SCHOOL UNIFORMS INSTEAD OF THEIR USUAL SECURITY GUARD AT A YOGA CULT DUDS THAT THEY’VE BEEN SPORTING THE LAST FEW YEARS! THE GIANTS WILL PROBABLY WEAR THOSE GRAY PANTS WE ALL HATE BUT WHATEVER! WE, OF COURSE, WILL BE WEARING TUXEDOS! BECAUSE TONIGHT! FOOTBALLZ ROLLS AGAIN! ME AND MAC AND THE BOROUGH OF QUEENS! 8:30PM! HERE! AND AT THE CLASSICAL! LISSSSTTTTEEEENNNNNNNN!

FOOTBALLZ WEEK 13! COWBOYS VS. _______________

DID ME REMEMBERING THAT THIS DUDE WAS IN MULHOLLAND DRIVE CAUSE ME TO SPEND TWO HOURS READING ABOUT MULHOLLAND DRIVE AND SKIMP OUT ON WRITING THIS PREVIEW? YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

DID ME REMEMBERING THAT THIS DUDE WAS IN MULHOLLAND DRIVE CAUSE ME TO SPEND TWO HOURS READING ABOUT MULHOLLAND DRIVE AND SKIMP OUT ON WRITING THIS PREVIEW? YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

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yes, this again

yes, this again

MASQUERADERS,

THIS WEEK WE ARE STUCK WITH ANOTHER GAME FROM THE CRAP-ASS NFC EAST BECAUSE OF SOME SORT OF HISTORICAL CRAPOLA AND EAST COAST MEDIA MARKETS. HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THESE TWO TEAMS ARE STRAIGHT UP CRAPOLA THOUGH. THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE EMPLOYING MATT CASSEL AT QB AND HE IS TERRIBLE AT PLAYING FOOTBALL! THEY ARE ALSO EMPLOYING GREG HARDY AT DEFENSIVE END AND HE IS TERRIBLE AT BEING A PERSON! DON’T WORRY THEY ARE ALL TERRIBLE AT WINNING THIS SEASON SO THEY ARE JUST A FEW WEEKS FROM GOING AWAY! THEY’RE PLAYING THE WASHINGTON DC FOOTBALL TEAM WHO’S NAME IS STILL SUPER RACIST AND WE WON’T SAY IT! THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS NOMINALLY IN FIRST PLACE IN THE STEAMING TOILET OF THE NFC EAST WITH A SUPER COOL RECORD OF 5-6! WELL AT LEAST KIRK COUSINS DID THIS AND IT WAS COOL! WHAT IS ALSO COOL IS TONIGHT’S BROADCAST! CHRIS AND MAC WILL BE HOLDING IT DOWN WHILE I PROBABLY WORK ON A NEW TV STAND OR DO SOME HOMEWORK OR SOMETHING! OH YOU DON’T THINK AN OLDER DUDE CAN LEARN THINGS? DON’T CRAP ON ADULT EDUCATION YOU JERKS! ANYWAY, I’LL PROBABLY CALL IN OR SOMETHING! BUT TONIGHT! AT 8:30PM! WE RIDE AGAIN ON THE WAVES OF YOUR EARS! WITH ANOTHER EDITION OF FOOTBALLZ! HERE AND AT THECLASSICAL.ORG! TUNE IN! DROP OUT! TURNT UP! RIGHT! THAT’S HOW THE HIPPIES SAID IT! FOOOOTTTTBBBBBAAAALLLLZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

BEST OF FOOTBALLZ WEEK 12 PODCAST!

New podcast is UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! We talk A LOT about Pavarotti on this one guys! Also what we would/could do with one hand all skeletoned! Plus brief mentions of the Browns/Ravens game that happened this last Monday! Listen here or subscribe on itunes here!

FOOTBALLZ CHAT! RAVENS VS. BROWNS!

Live Blog footballz week 12 chat! ravens vs. browns!
 

FOOTBALLZ WEEK 12! RAVENS VS. BROWNS!

that's so many ravens

that’s so many ravens!

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if you poop the top middle one you should see a doctor

if you poop the top middle one you should see a doctor

RUBBERBAND MEN AND WOMEN,

AGAIN, NOT A TON OF TIME THIS WEEK BECAUSE YESTERDAY I REALLY WENT OUT AND WATCHED FOOTBALL AND I HAVE TO GET ON A BUS IN LIKE AN HOUR. ANNNNNYYYYWAAAYYYYY TONIGHT’S GAME IS GOING TO BE STRAIGHT GARBAGGIO. THE RAVENS HAVE BEEN CURSED BY SOME SORT OF ELDER GOD OR JOHN WATERS OR SOMETHING THIS SEASON BECAUSE THEY’RE IR LIST LOOKS LIKE THIS:

BWUH?

BWUH?

THAT’S A LOT OF DUDES! IT ALSO MEANS WE’RE EITHER GOING TO SEE JIMMY CLAUSEN, WHO’S ALREADY BEEN RELEASED ONCE THIS YEAR AND HAD A STATLINE LIKE THIS IN THE ONE GAME HE STARTED, OR MATT SCHAUB, WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE ALL THERE ANYMORE, AT QB! THIS WOULD MAKE FOR A LOPSIDED GAME USUALLY BUT THE BROWNS ARE LIKE THE GARBAGE AT A DUMP THAT EVEN THE RATS THAT LIVE THERE WON’T EAT. SAID GARBAGE BROWNS HAVE THEIR OWN QUARTERBACK ISSUES, THEIR ONE TIME QUARTERBACK OF THE FUTURE IS ON THE EDGE OF BEING RELEASED. NO, NOT THE ONE THAT WAS REALLY OLD WHEN THEY DRAFTED HIM, AND NOT THE ONE WHO WAS SORT OF AMAZING FOR THAT ONE SEASON, AND NOT THE ONE THAT THEY DRAFTED #1 WHEN THEY CAME BACK INTO THE LEAGUE. I’M TALKING ABOUT THE ONE THAT WAS SUPER FUN IN COLLEGE AND MAYBE IS AN ALCOHOLIC, YEAH, THIS GUY! HE WAS MAYBE GOING TO PLAY THIS GAME BUT THEN HE WENT TO A PARTY AND NOW HE PROBABLY ISN’T GOING TO PLAY FOR THE BROWNS EVER AGAIN AND THAT SUCKS. AT LEAST HE WAS INTERESTING, BROWNS CURRENT STARTER JOSH MCCOWN ISN’T EVEN THE MOST INTERESTING QUARTERBACK IN HIS FAMILY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! BUT YOU KNOW WHO ARE THE MOST INTERESTING PEOPLE IN THEIR RESPECTIVE FAMILIES? WE ARE! WELL, MY BROTHER IS PRETTY COOL! HE WORKS IN A BANK! BUT TONIGHT! WE WILL BE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN OUR RESPECTIVE FAMILIES THAT WILL BE BROADCASTING AN ALTERNATIVE AUDIO PROGRAM TO ESPN’S MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL! PROBABLY! I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY DISTANT COUSINS ARE DOING TONIGHT! BUT TONIGHT! AT 8:30PM! FOOTBALLZ IS BACK! AND IT ISN’T JUST ME! THE WHOLE GANG WILL BE THERE! MAC! CHRIS! A PHONE CALL WITH STEFAN MAROLACHAKIS OF THE OPEN RUN PODCAST! CHAT PEOPLE! THE BROWNS! THE RAVENS! THE FOOTBALLZ! TONNNNNNIIIIIGGGHHHTTTTTTT!