FOOTBALLZ SUPERB OWL PREVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YO DORKS,

We’re back! The tears shed into beers and other tears from our respective team’s losses have been drank or dried and we are ready to get back on our horse (it is for sure this horse) at least in typing on the internet form to add even more letters to the letter sacrifice (this dude presides and may or may not be the editor of Bleacher Report (internet sports journalism joke just for this guy)) that is the coverage of Super Bowl Sunday (or as we like to call it Superb Owl Sunday). Yes, that’s right, we are here to break down in our usual more like an actual personal break down Sunday’s showdown between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco Forty Niners. LET’S BREAK OUT SOME ARBITRARY COMPARISONS!

MOST INFURIATING PARTICIPANT:

Ravens- Deer Antler Enthusiast, Nightclub Regular, and Overall Jerk Ray Lewis

Forty Niners- Human Temper Tantrum Jim Harbaugh

REPRESENTATIVE TEAM MEMBERS VIEWS ON THE CIVIL RIGHTS ISSUE OF OUR AGE:

Ravens- Pro

Forty Niners- Surprisingly Con

THE QUARTERBACKS

Ravens- Former Unibrow

Forty Niners- Former Assistant to Dr. Moreau

THERE YOU GO, that is pretty much all the information that you might need to struggle through an evening with friends who might like sports (and that one dude who somehow got an invite who obviously has money on the game who gets angry when everybody just wants to watch commercials and the guaranteed not to be lip synching Beyonce half-time show). SO GO AHEAD ENJOY THE GAME AND TRY NOT TO GET A STOMACH ACHE YOU GLUTTONS.

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