WE RETURN! After our one week weather related hiatus (to help with real tragedies click here) we return to re-up with re-week eight and this week is a doozy of disappointment. The sad (and producing sad pump up videos on their website 3-4 Philadelphia Eagles travel to New Orleans to face the in full disarray 2-5 New Orleans Saints and we will be cataloging the misery all night long. It has been a while since we had a game (period) that had so much terrible feelings about it and we are going to wrap ourselves in those terrible feelings like a warm soft comforting blanket.

THE EAGLES are bad, though they sit in second place in the NFC East (that is because outside of the Giants the NFC East is kind of terrible and dear god we should  no longer be forced to watch these miserable jerks but that’ll never happen so now I guess I know who the 4th string back for the Cowboys is, at least he has kind of a cool name?) they are in full meltdown mode. They recently fired their defensive coordinator, who was not a defensive coordinator till last season because he was too busy coaching the offensive line, which seems like an attempt to take the teams mind off of their many, for lack of a better term, fuck ups this season. Michael Vick has been particularly bad (a lot of their season has been like this) and people are calling for this dude to take over (no that is not a secondary suspect in an episode of CSI Miami, it is backup quarterback Nick Foles). LeSean McCoy is as good at football as he his at putting capital letters in the middle of his name (his favorite musician) so we will get to watch that but for the most part I feel like we will be witnessing the end of Andy Reid’s very bad year.

THE SAINTS are in trouble, news just dropped that currently suspended head coach Sean Payton’s contract for next season has been voided and if this season has proved anything (and it seems like a lot of things that were being said about the Saints before the season are maybe not so true) it is that this team is pretty bad without Payton’s guidance. They have stumbled out of the gate (I guess that is not enough, they have just fallen down out of the gate and then the gate fell down on top of them and while they have looked okay at times they are still under a gate and have shown no signs of escaping said gate) to a 2-5 record and have not really showed signs of improvement. They still have Drew Brees and he seems nice enough (though he should both fire his agent and whomever dressed him in this commercial) but the offense has not been able to make up for their glaring defensive problems. TONIGHT! WE WILL FIND OUT WHICH ONE OF THESE SAD SACJS WILL EMERGE WITH FALSE HOPE! WHO WILL THINK THAT THINGS ARE MUCH BETTER THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE! BESIDES EVERYBODY WHO IS THINKING ABOUT THE ELECTION! I’M VOTING FOR THIS DUDE! BUT WE SHALL RETURN! TO THE MICS! AND TALK STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BRAINS! 8:30PM! FOOTBALLZ.ORG!




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