FOOTBALLZ WEEK 13! COWBOYS VS. _______________

DID ME REMEMBERING THAT THIS DUDE WAS IN MULHOLLAND DRIVE CAUSE ME TO SPEND TWO HOURS READING ABOUT MULHOLLAND DRIVE AND SKIMP OUT ON WRITING THIS PREVIEW? YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

DID ME REMEMBERING THAT THIS DUDE WAS IN MULHOLLAND DRIVE CAUSE ME TO SPEND TWO HOURS READING ABOUT MULHOLLAND DRIVE AND SKIMP OUT ON WRITING THIS PREVIEW? YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

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yes, this again

MASQUERADERS,

THIS WEEK WE ARE STUCK WITH ANOTHER GAME FROM THE CRAP-ASS NFC EAST BECAUSE OF SOME SORT OF HISTORICAL CRAPOLA AND EAST COAST MEDIA MARKETS. HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THESE TWO TEAMS ARE STRAIGHT UP CRAPOLA THOUGH. THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE EMPLOYING MATT CASSEL AT QB AND HE IS TERRIBLE AT PLAYING FOOTBALL! THEY ARE ALSO EMPLOYING GREG HARDY AT DEFENSIVE END AND HE IS TERRIBLE AT BEING A PERSON! DON’T WORRY THEY ARE ALL TERRIBLE AT WINNING THIS SEASON SO THEY ARE JUST A FEW WEEKS FROM GOING AWAY! THEY’RE PLAYING THE WASHINGTON DC FOOTBALL TEAM WHO’S NAME IS STILL SUPER RACIST AND WE WON’T SAY IT! THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS NOMINALLY IN FIRST PLACE IN THE STEAMING TOILET OF THE NFC EAST WITH A SUPER COOL RECORD OF 5-6! WELL AT LEAST KIRK COUSINS DID THIS AND IT WAS COOL! WHAT IS ALSO COOL IS TONIGHT’S BROADCAST! CHRIS AND MAC WILL BE HOLDING IT DOWN WHILE I PROBABLY WORK ON A NEW TV STAND OR DO SOME HOMEWORK OR SOMETHING! OH YOU DON’T THINK AN OLDER DUDE CAN LEARN THINGS? DON’T CRAP ON ADULT EDUCATION YOU JERKS! ANYWAY, I’LL PROBABLY CALL IN OR SOMETHING! BUT TONIGHT! AT 8:30PM! WE RIDE AGAIN ON THE WAVES OF YOUR EARS! WITH ANOTHER EDITION OF FOOTBALLZ! HERE AND AT THECLASSICAL.ORG! TUNE IN! DROP OUT! TURNT UP! RIGHT! THAT’S HOW THE HIPPIES SAID IT! FOOOOTTTTBBBBBAAAALLLLZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

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