FOOTBALLZ WEEK 11! PATRIOTS VS. BILLS!

Tom Brady is friends with this dude

Tom Brady is friends with this dude

vs.

BILLS!

BILLS!

GUYS, NOT A LOT OF TIME TO PREVIEW TODAY! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT’S BECAUSE I HAVE TO FIX MY TOILET? YOU BETTER! BECAUSE I TOTALLY HAVE TO FIX MY TOILET AND NOT BECAUSE OF SOME SORT OF POOP OVERLOAD OR FATASSNESS YOU JERKS! ANYWAY, TONIGHT THE GOLDMAN SACHS OF FOOTBALL, THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (WHO’S QUARTERBACK IS TOTALLY FRIENDS WITH DONALD TRUMP) FACE OFF AGAINST THE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT BUFFALO BILLS (WHO’S FANS ARE DOING AMAZING THINGS THIS YEAR). IT WILL BE EXCITING! ALSO, BECAUSE OF A LAST SECOND GUEST CANCELLATION I’LL BE VIN SCULLYING THE GAME! YEAH! JUST ME! TD! IN THE PRIVACY OF MY OWN HOME! DON’T WORRY I’LL STILL WEAR THE TRADITIONAL TUXEDO! ALSO DON’T WORRY, MAC IS GOING TO CALL IN DURING THE SECOND QUARTER LIVE FROM SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA! AND THE FANTASTIC DAVE ZIRIN¬†WILL CALL IN THE FOURTH! I WILL NOT ASK HIS LOCATION! SO LISTEN IN GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

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