FOOTBALLZ WEEK 6! GIANTS VS. EAGLES!

A PLACE TO BUY THINGS

A PLACE TO BUY THINGS

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ANOTHER PLACE TO BUY THINGS

ANOTHER PLACE TO BUY THINGS

FRANKENSTIENS,

IT’S WEEK SIX! DO YOU STILL CARE ABOUT YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM? I’m thinking I’ll just spend of the rest of the season reorganizing my record collection and eating meatball subs every Sunday (which is what I did after this last Seahawks disaster), it’s much more soothing. ANYWAY, the season rolls along, people win, people lose, fans do dumb/amazing stuff, AND FOOTBALLZ IS BACK! This time from our Queens studio that is situated just 30 seconds behind the rest of the world (yeah streaming rules) and we’re gonna talk about ANOTHER NFC East game SO LET’S PREVIEW THESE OVEREXPOSED EAST COAST MEDIA DARLINGS!

THE NEW YORK GIANTS are kind of good this year which is completely undeserved. They’ve drafted poorly (with one notable exception), their coach is a goddamn monster face who who shout at underlings like a cartoon of a 20s factory tycoon, and their quarterback is a legacy case who looks kind of like an idiot even when he’s all dressed up and knows he’s going to be photographed. They still wear those super gross gray pants but they’re added some white alternates that are pretty sharp, I mean anything would be better than those GROSS GRAY PANTS but these whites harken back to the Phil Simms/Lawrence Taylor days in a way that doesn’t remind you that the former is a terrible radio host and the later is a sex offender. They’re currently in first place in the topsy turvy NFC East but who knows what will happen!

THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES are in trouble but not in like a new wave Lindsay Buckingham style (see, I HAVE been reorganizing my records) they’re 2-3 and their head honcho and boss of all things Chip Kelley is facing a lot of the blame. He got rid of a bunch of players and then got other players and the players he got rid of are better and the players he aqcuired are not as good, PHILADELPHIA MEDIA can feel free to just copy and paste that sentence in lieu of writing columns for the rest of the season. ANYWAY at least people aren’t talking about how he might be a racist anymore! BUT TONIGHT! WE WILL REMIND YOU THAT PEOPLE MAYBE THOUGHT WE WAS A RACIST FOR MINUTE THERE! AND OTHER THINGS! BECAUSE! FOOTBALLZ RIDES AGAIN! WITH SPECIAL CO-HOST LUCAS O’NEILL! AND A PHONE CALL FROM FREIND OF THE PROGRAM AND JOURNALIST, ROBERT SILVERMAN! WE WILL PROBABLY TALK ABOUT THE TIME WE WENT TO NFL DRAFT TOGETHER! OR MAYBE NOT! THE METS WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY COME UP AS I’M REQUIRED TO TALK ABOUT THEM AS PERSON WITH A MICROPHONE IN QUEENS! SO TONIGHT! AT 8:30PM! WE WILL TALK ABOUT ALL OF THIS STUFF! HERE OR AT THE CLASSICAL! LISTEN! LEARN! LOVE! FOOOOOOOOOTTTTBBBBBBBAAAAALLLLZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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