FOOTBALLZ WEEK THREE! BRONCOS V. RAIDERS

Grupo Bronco is a Mexican Grupero group from Apodaca, N.L.. Bronco's modern take on the Norteño style in the '80s and '90s helped earn them a number of international hits. Band members José Guadalupe Esparza, Ramiro Delgado, Javier Villareal, and José Luís 'Choche' Villareal crafted a sound that paid tribute to the Norteño tradition while incorporating modern instruments like keyboards, as well as a more melodic, pop style with elaborate costumes. WIKIPEDIA DOGGGZZZZZ

Grupo Bronco is a Mexican Grupero group from Apodaca, N.L.. Bronco’s modern take on the Norteño style in the ’80s and ’90s helped earn them a number of international hits. Band members José Guadalupe Esparza, Ramiro Delgado, Javier Villareal, and José Luís ‘Choche’ Villareal crafted a sound that paid tribute to the Norteño tradition while incorporating modern instruments like keyboards, as well as a more melodic, pop style with elaborate costumes. WIKIPEDIA DOGGGZZZZZ

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Paul Revere & the Raiders are an American rock band that saw considerable U.S. mainstream success in the second half of the 1960s and early 1970s with hits such as "Kicks" (1966; ranked number 400 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time), "Hungry" (1966), "Him Or Me - What's It Gonna Be?" (1967) and the 1971 No. 1 single "Indian Reservation (The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian)".

Paul Revere & the Raiders are an American rock band that saw considerable U.S. mainstream success in the second half of the 1960s and early 1970s with hits such as “Kicks” (1966; ranked number 400 on Rolling Stone magazine’s list of The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time), “Hungry” (1966), “Him Or Me – What’s It Gonna Be?” (1967) and the 1971 No. 1 single “Indian Reservation (The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian)”.

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You guys have already done so much reading! GOOD JOB! Unfortunately there is so much more reading to do (actually there is always reading to do, it’s too late, you learned, and now you have no choice YOU WILL BE READING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!) and lots of it will be about this game. This week we have the first real stinker of the schedule, the very good Denver Broncos facing off (I use this term rather than “playing against” or “vs.” because Face/Off is a movie that I have seen in three languages, it’s called Volte/Face in French! And I wish very deeply that Face/Offing was a thing that could really happen) with the not so great Oakland Raiders, it will not be pretty (unlike Gina Gershon in the excellent John Woo film Face/Off!) but we are ALL ABOUT THAT. Let us preview this hay we will spin into gold all just like this guy (warning, that guy is SCARY!).

The Denver Broncos are good at almost everything (duping urine sample collectors is not one of those things) and are led by somehow still really good despite having his spine fused Peyton Manning. Manning has been pretty unbelievable this year and remains one of the best quarterbacks in the league even now as he reaches his happy year. Manning’s continued success boggles the mind but I think I have figured out his secret, Aleister Crowley-like sex magicks (no, not this kind, this kind). He grew up down in New Orleans and you know all the crazy stuff that happens down there (we’ve all seen this great documentary about the area), where do you think the Manning family gets all its power? Then he moved onto Indianapolis, known home to the occult, and then also made this face, dude dabbles in some crazy shit. Why do you think all those people in Broncos organization have been drinking so much? Their exposure to Manning’s bizarre blood soaked sex rituals would cause any man to dive to the bottom of a bottle. I know dude has mad velvet clothes and like dumb old crusty books in his gigantic house (why does Petyon need 7 bedrooms? Obviously for the rest of his mad coven). Ryan Clady’s Lisfrac injury? Just payment another payment in Manning’s deal with darkness. (This paragraph was brought to you by me currently reading Hammer of the Gods, which is indeed awesome).

THE RAIDERS recently lost their own warlock-type figure and have not been good since they started using the Euro, it has been a sad state of affairs since then for the once proud to the point of dickishness franchise. Do they stink this year also? Yes, but now they have a quarterback who can do stuff like this, this, and this (even though the last one was an accident it was still more entertaining then anything Jason Campbell or Carson Palmer did for them) so they will at least be weird to watch. They also still have cool helmets, they’re shiny. SO TONIGHT! WE WILL BE THE SHINY THINGS! AND YOU WILL NEED TO STRAP ON YOUR HELMETS! BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO PUMMEL YOU WITH COMMENTARY! SOFTEN YOUR SKULL WITH HUMOROUS ANECDOTES AND TOMFOOLERY! BATTER YOU ABOUT THE HEAD AREA WITH, UM, TALKING! IT WILL BE GLORIOUS! PLUS A HALFTIME INTERVIEW WITH ONE HALF OF RAP SENSATION IMMIGRANTS! AND MAYBE A SPECIAL CALL-IN GUEST IF WE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THAT WORK IN OUR JANKY STUDIO! FOOOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAALLLLZZZZ! 8:30PM! FOOTBALLZ.ORG!

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