4th Quarter Poll for Week 16! CIN V. DEN

FOOTBALLZ FINALE LIVE CHAT!

Live Blog FOOTBALLZ SEASON FINALE CHAT!
 

NEW FOOTBALLZ BEST OF PODCAST!

GUUUUYYYZZZZZ, new podcast up! TD and Mac and the Giants and the Dolphins and the magical story of how Jarvis Landry went from Avengers butler to football player! Plus we have some crazy ideas about what people want to watch/eat! LISTEN IN OR SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES!

4th Quarter Poll for Week 14th! NYG v. MIA

FOOTBALLZ CHAT FOR WEEK 14!

Live Blog footballz week 14 chat
 

FOOTBALLZ WEEK 14! GIANTS VS. DOLPHINS!

EVEN LESS TIME THAN NORMAL FOR A PREVIEW MY BALLZHEADS! I GOTTA DO SOME HOLIDAY SHOPPING! ANYWAY THIS GAME WILL PROBABLY STINK BUT AT LEAST THE DOLPHINS WILL WEAR THEIR OLD SCHOOL UNIFORMS¬†INSTEAD OF THEIR USUAL SECURITY GUARD AT A YOGA CULT DUDS THAT THEY’VE BEEN SPORTING THE LAST FEW YEARS! THE GIANTS WILL PROBABLY WEAR THOSE GRAY PANTS WE ALL HATE BUT WHATEVER! WE, OF COURSE, WILL BE WEARING TUXEDOS! BECAUSE TONIGHT! FOOTBALLZ ROLLS AGAIN! ME AND MAC AND THE BOROUGH OF QUEENS! 8:30PM! HERE! AND AT THE CLASSICAL! LISSSSTTTTEEEENNNNNNNN!

FOOTBALLZ CHAT FOR WEEK 13! DAL V. WASH 2015

Live Blog FOOTBALLZ WEEK 13 CHAT
 

FOOTBALLZ WEEK 13! COWBOYS VS. _______________

DID ME REMEMBERING THAT THIS DUDE WAS IN MULHOLLAND DRIVE CAUSE ME TO SPEND TWO HOURS READING ABOUT MULHOLLAND DRIVE AND SKIMP OUT ON WRITING THIS PREVIEW? YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

DID ME REMEMBERING THAT THIS DUDE WAS IN MULHOLLAND DRIVE CAUSE ME TO SPEND TWO HOURS READING ABOUT MULHOLLAND DRIVE AND SKIMP OUT ON WRITING THIS PREVIEW? YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

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yes, this again

yes, this again

MASQUERADERS,

THIS WEEK WE ARE STUCK WITH ANOTHER GAME FROM THE CRAP-ASS NFC EAST BECAUSE OF SOME SORT OF HISTORICAL CRAPOLA AND EAST COAST MEDIA MARKETS. HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THESE TWO TEAMS ARE STRAIGHT UP CRAPOLA THOUGH. THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE EMPLOYING MATT CASSEL AT QB AND HE IS TERRIBLE AT PLAYING FOOTBALL! THEY ARE ALSO EMPLOYING GREG HARDY AT DEFENSIVE END AND HE IS TERRIBLE AT BEING A PERSON! DON’T WORRY THEY ARE ALL TERRIBLE AT WINNING THIS SEASON SO THEY ARE JUST A FEW WEEKS FROM GOING AWAY! THEY’RE PLAYING THE WASHINGTON DC FOOTBALL TEAM WHO’S NAME IS STILL SUPER RACIST AND WE WON’T SAY IT! THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS NOMINALLY IN FIRST PLACE IN THE STEAMING TOILET OF THE NFC EAST WITH A SUPER COOL RECORD OF 5-6! WELL AT LEAST KIRK COUSINS DID THIS AND IT WAS COOL! WHAT IS ALSO COOL IS TONIGHT’S BROADCAST! CHRIS AND MAC WILL BE HOLDING IT DOWN WHILE I PROBABLY WORK ON A NEW TV STAND OR DO SOME HOMEWORK OR SOMETHING! OH YOU DON’T THINK AN OLDER DUDE CAN LEARN THINGS? DON’T CRAP ON ADULT EDUCATION YOU JERKS! ANYWAY, I’LL PROBABLY CALL IN OR SOMETHING! BUT TONIGHT! AT 8:30PM! WE RIDE AGAIN ON THE WAVES OF YOUR EARS! WITH ANOTHER EDITION OF FOOTBALLZ! HERE AND AT THECLASSICAL.ORG! TUNE IN! DROP OUT! TURNT UP! RIGHT! THAT’S HOW THE HIPPIES SAID IT! FOOOOTTTTBBBBBAAAALLLLZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

BEST OF FOOTBALLZ WEEK 12 PODCAST!

New podcast is UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! We talk A LOT about Pavarotti on this one guys! Also what we would/could do with one hand all skeletoned! Plus brief mentions of the Browns/Ravens game that happened this last Monday! Listen here or subscribe on itunes here!

4th Quarter Poll for Week 12! BAL v. CLE 2015